Habitats

Matty was crying while behind a baby gate. AJ astutely points out, "Dad, you have to take him out of there and bring him downstairs to his natural place."

Communication

Matty crawled over and pulled down the back of AJ's chair. AJ responds by saying, "Hello, this is AJ's house, can I take your order please?" After a brief pause, AJ continues, "I'm sorry I do not understand your accent."

Salesman

Sam: Can we have a snack?

Dad: Maybe if you behave.

Sam: We'll be good.

Dad: If I believe that do you also have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell me.

Sam: Yes... It's big.

Looking out for Dad:

AJ: Dad, if you are thinking about kissing Sam, DON'T!!! I just farted on his face.

The Puppy Truck

Keith was driving AJ to daycare one day when he was around 3 and they got behind a TrueGreen ChemLawn truck (the ones with the dalmation on the side).

From the back seat, Keith hears AJ say: "Look Daddy, it's the puppy truck. Looks like someone's been a good boy."